blaineys: caffeinatedqueer: consultingt-rex: braangster: what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan what if i did my homework what if i did a Gallifreyan
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Head and Shoulders (via dare-you-to-love-me)
Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.– Confucius (via codyisprobablystillcody)
Some fucking people, man.
They act like you owe them something. I’ve been babysitting belligerent drunk people all fucking weekend, and I tonight is no different. I made three fucking trips to make sure everyone made it home safe and my best friend went with me every time. So I make my last and final trip to pick up “the birthday girl” and she flips shit when I won’t let her sit in the front seat....
justcallmebiden: kallascorchrazor: kallascorchrazor: if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
ethiopienne: yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
dont-argue-with-your-serperior: im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
sweetprincemoth: thetricksterandtheoptimist: ...
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
I am incredibly sick of people right now →
fortitude-fitness: believe-love-train: whataboutthemenses: Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across the street, 18-20, somewhat drunk and trying to pull away from a...
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
noahhawk: moreboringthanwheelofmonotony: sydthelemur: Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box. #so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr Guys, I think we found our mascot.