May 2013
blaineys:
caffeinatedqueer:
consultingt-rex:
braangster:
what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan
what if i did my homework
what if i did a Gallifreyan
“I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Head and Shoulders (via dare-you-to-love-me)
“Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.”
– Confucius (via codyisprobablystillcody)
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Some fucking people, man.
They act like you owe them something.
I’ve been babysitting belligerent drunk people all fucking weekend, and I tonight is no different. I made three fucking trips to make sure everyone made it home safe and my best friend went with me every time.
So I make my last and final trip to pick up “the birthday girl” and she flips shit when I won’t let her sit in the front seat....
justcallmebiden:
kallascorchrazor:
kallascorchrazor:
if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
ethiopienne:
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
sweetprincemoth:
thetricksterandtheoptimist:
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deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
I am incredibly sick of people right now →
fortitude-fitness:
believe-love-train:
whataboutthemenses:
Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across the street, 18-20, somewhat drunk and trying to pull away from a...
theweepyfox:
geometricdeathtrap:
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
noahhawk:
moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:
sydthelemur:
Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box.
#so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr
Guys, I think we found our mascot.
