Fucking Battle Stations, me and my shipmates ticket to being a seaman, NO MORE RECRUIT FOR US! The best part about it, it’s like visiting Disney World, except there’s more fire and lots of damage control.
Fire fighter training and Damage Control classes, basically, I’m preparing for BATTLE STATIONS! Next week is going to be awesome, be jealous.
Also, I’m going to the gas chamber, where I get to gag and choke my way through my name and social security number! Don’t worry, though, my shipmates are right behind me, since we are going through the confidence course again.